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“Do you know how much you’re loved? Surely you don’t. The negative ways you see...”
– Unka Glen (via mycondolences)
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pezberrry: the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
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barátomnál. szülők hazaértek koncertről, éjjel fél...
barátom: ...emlékszem, akik itt aludtak nálunk, amikor kicsi voltam, mind büdösek voltak.
barátom apukája: miről beszélsz?
barátom: hát...
barátom anyukája (nevet): ja, emlékszem! a józsi bivalybasznádról nagyon büdös volt
barátom: milyen józsi?
barátom apukája: milyen józsi?
barátom anyukája:
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terveim 2012-re:
drkotasz: nemszoke: rengeteget szexelni végre befejezni valamelyik egyetemet azt hiszem így ennyi. Egyetértő reblog. ugyanez
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kiderült, hogy annál a srácnál lesz a szilveszteri buli, akit lepattintottam egy szórakozóhelyen… így valószínűleg megvárom, mire senki nem lesz beszámítható állapotban és betoppanok. remélem pia marad azért 
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miutvan asked: The Kids Are All Right (2010) sztem példaértékű film. Van benne egy vöröshajú, kertész (tájrendező) csaj, Julianne Moore. Egy az egyben. 50 évesen:D
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i hate everyone i love you though don’t go away leave me alone though stop ignoring me
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“Everything she said was like a secret voice speaking straight out of my own...”
– Sylvia Plath (via moonhymns)
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boy: hi
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
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“When you’re a teenager and in your early twenties it seems desperately eternal...”
– Morrissey (via atomos)
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“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you...”
– Maya Angelou (via drowsybears)
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“I want you always to remember me. Will you remember that I existed, and that I...”
– Haruki Murakami (via sofiowka)
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“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
– Mae West (via ligneous)
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“Everything around me is evaporating. My whole life, my memories, my imagination...”
– Fernando Pessoa (via kill-joy)
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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“Some people are easier to love when you don’t have to be around them.”
– Irvine Welsh (via thechocolatebrigade)
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